In this year of 2011 Anno Domini, I call upon you dear reader to turn your back upon the crass surface-culture of our Western Civilization. If, like me, you give material things at this time of year, then why not buy something for those you adore which actually means something? A thing which has not been pumped out on the factory line by means of the grey, soulless, profit-driven grind of mass production. From me you can get something of which there is only one, a thing that wont become obsolete, tiresome, lose its value or break. Arise!